The coffee maker [Blue Mug]

I’m going to reveal to you the best kept secret of the coffee world. They are the “Coffee makers”. Raised from a young age in the most lush jungles, they are fed from an early age with the finest and most aromatic coffee beans. They also receive a refined and cosmopolitan education, with classes in art, literature, music and etiquette taught by the best teachers in each field, acquiring the most exquisite manners that one can imagine. After that, the “coffee maker” will excrete the coffee beans consumed and a tasting will be organized with the most reputable gourmets from all over the planet. Once the candidates who have produced the most delicious droppings are selected, they will be sent to the most important restaurants in the world where they will poop coffee for an elegant and grateful clientele.